The Mexican
It's easy to tell an election is coming in the U.S., because here we go again with the border situation, better known as the "Let's build a fence to keep them out" game. If U.S. politicians were really...
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Dying to become an American
There's an easier way to become an American citizen than marching in emotional parades for immigration rights or studying U.S. history and being wait-listed for years, or even marrying into it.
You ca...
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Cesar Millan: America's greatest Mexican import
During the Great Depression of the 1930s, the American people, desperately in need of relief from fears about the future, turned for escape to movie stars Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers for champagne a...
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The unsung Mexican heroes of WWll
Until yesterday, I had never heard of Charlie Foster. Today, I'm writing about him. One of the benefits of being a writer is the fact-checking, because you can end up with provocative information. That...
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Cantinflas: super comic, super star, super man
Mario Mareno Reyes was the sixth son of 15 children, who became a world-wide cinema super star, was married to the same woman for more than 30 years, and made enormous financial contributions to the Me...
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How my Mexican relatives came to California and saved the US economy
If you are a very lucky person, somebody in your family marries into a Mexican family and you end up with an abundance of diversified riches in your life.
Your home rings with laughter in at least two...
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Emilio Fernandez, one of a kind
Just when you think you know everything about the golden age of movies, along comes still more information to snap you back to reality. You may not have ever heard of him yourself, but one of the most ...
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Don Churrero
People say there is a heaven and, if we are very good, we will go there after life ends.
Not so.
Heaven is right here on earth and it lives in the accomplishments of inspired humans called churrer...
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Queretaro: cultural mecca with colonial charm
Writing a newspaper column about the greatness of another country can earn the writer a good deal of mail running the gamut from "Do you know a good dentist in Morelia?" to "My wife and I would like to...
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How to tell when we're senior
I went to the corner store to get a paper and there was a really handsome young guy behind the counter, a cross between Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt. I couldn't wait to get to the front of the line to t...
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A history of Mexico in 2000 words
Twenty-eight thousand years ago B.C., Mexico was discovered by hunters looking for a recipe for Sopa Azteca. A resourceful lot, they created corn by combining two types of grasses. These seekers of goo...
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Bringing your dogs to Mexico
Moving to Mexico was the easy decision; bringing my dogs with me was harder. First, how would I get them there?
I didn't trust airplanes transporting animals. I thought they might lose my two big dogs...
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Mexican Army storms Katrina
There was a time in history when Mexico was accused by a U.S. NAFTA-opposed politician of making "giant sucking sounds." Well, folks, the giant noises coming from Mexico today are not giant sucking sou...
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Dateline: Ajijic
Great rain clouds filled the sky over Lake Chapala as my friend, Tomas, turned the curve where you first spy Scorpion Island en route from the airport.
"You've brought good weather," he said, grinning...
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The shrewdness of Mexican women
At the turn of the 20th century, a scandal erupted in Mexico City. It was called "The Famous 41," and occurred on November 17, 1901.
Police raided a private party on La Paz Street and arrested 41 men,...
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Mexican-American War of ought-five
Remember that Mexican-American War (1846-1848) where the U.S. had a thing called "Manifest Destiny?" That meant President James K. Polk believed in the "sea to shining sea" destiny for the U.S.A. and t...
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Superman is an illegal alian: humor and satire in the corrido
Mexicans are lining up on the south side of the Rio Grande and North Americans are lining up on the north side, each group of citizens looking for something from the other. For the North Americans, it'...
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Fry me to the moon
It is widely known that the shortage of cemetery plots in Mexico equals the longevity of bureaucratic plots in Washington.
A few years ago, Mexico City officials began encouraging families to cremate ...
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Ninotchka
She was a blue-eyed creature of enormous beauty, so beautiful that she was named after a Greta Garbo Russian film heroine. You'd be proud to take her anywhere, as she was always perfectly attired. She ...
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Dolores del Rio, a Mexican beauty
In a magazine interview, I was asked who had the most beautiful face of all time. I unhesitatingly answered, "Dolores Del Rio."
Not Garbo, Dietrich, or Elizabeth Taylor can compare with Dolores Del Ri...
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New Years resolutions
"If I could have anything in the world, I'd want world peace," rhapsodizes every Miss America contestant since the first one back when all the Nielson viewers lived in caves. Today, we ask for more ser...
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Got flu? Try a sock full of onions
Before the days of modern medicine, people relied on folk remedies. To ward off the flu, for example, you might have to wear a sock full of onions or eat a spoonful of hot chilies on a piece of pumpern...
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Old friends ask about Mexico
A pair of old friends from New York dropped in to see me for a couple of days. First thing I have to tell you is that we hadn't seen each other in over twenty years. Second thing is that they thought m...
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A prudent application of guilt
Guilt can be a wonderful thing, and very useful. That's why it's so popular in religion, especially the one I grew up in. Catholic. If applied wisely to the tender minds of children, guilt can last a l...
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The biggest mistake I ever made in Mexico
You might think the biggest mistake I ever made in Mexico was packing up and driving north to Taos to escape the cinder-bearing, stinging hot winds from Chiapas. But you'd be wrong.
Or you might think...
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