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May 26, 2004, 6:55 PM
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It's the Hundreds of Horny College Coeds Waiting For You!! that disturbs me. I mean I have my own mailserver, so my emailboxes are more spacious than most, but still it must be awful crowded in there with all of those coeds waiting. Doubly so because if they're equipped with horns there's probably a good deal of goring and poking going on. And then there's the whole etiquette aspect that needs to be considered. Venerable Mom always taught me that if you're going to make somebody sit and wait you should try and offer light refreshments. The problem is just what are the appropriate refreshments to offer horny college coeds, and does this mean that I need to duck out the back door to make an emergency run to the Quicky-Mart to stock up. Doing so would also mean that they're waiting even longer, which really isn't a good idea seeing that they're college students and should really be focusing on their studies rather than waiting in somebody's email box. It's really much too complicated to deal with.....
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