
Zarcero
Oct 14, 2009, 2:41 PM
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Hypothetical discussions are always fun, especially when the topic involves doing something illegal. This is one of my fun ones. Would I make it? A Tale of Entry into the US Juan: I’d like to go to Gringolandia to visit my brother. He lives in Houston. I can’t get a visa, but if I try to sneak in do you think I can make it? Julio: Sure many have done this. Don’t you like read the newspapers and stuff? Juan: Where shall I cross? Julio: I would recommend the following: (1) That you swim across a few hundred meters south of Ciudad Acuna’s southern most bridge. The river is a little wide there and therefore not so well patrolled. You can swim it but make sure you use a chaleco salvavidas. Best time for crossing is about an hour before dawn. (2) Buy a waterproof handheld walkie-talkie, but wrap it in plastic anyways. Have your brother buy the same on the other side and agree on what channel you want to use, so like you are not on different radio frequencies when you try to communicate. Comprende? (3) Swim with bathing trunks, as wet clothes will weigh you down. Put a change of clothes in a backpack in a waterproof bag. Walkie-talkie in the backpack too. Make sure the bag is sealed and waterproof, because if the clothes get wet, they will become heavy, whereas if the bag is sealed you will have added buoyancy if you leave some air in the bag when you seal it. Jeans, good trekking shoes, black long-sleeved shirt. You will be crossing private ranch land on the US side for about two miles once you hit the US side. (4) Agree in advance on an approximate pick-up point. Keep in mind the current in that area will sweep you a bit downstream. When you get to the US side, simply call him on the walkie-talkie and have him come get you. Just make sure you and he have similar maps. You can also study the terrain via GoogleEarth and GoogleMap beforehand. In fact, talk over the phone with him while using GoogleMap, etc. You will have fun just doing the planning. Really, it’s so cool, like ninjas and stuff, and you can do all this from an internet café here in Mexico. Juan: But what about interior checkpoints that are manned by the US Border Patrol? Julio: Not a problem. When your brother picks you up, tell him to just drive east on US90 out of Del Rio. When he gets to Bracketville have him turn left (north) on Texas Ranch Road 334. You can also stop and see the fake Alamo used in the John Wayne movie. Ranch Road 334 will take you TX55, turn south on TX55 and this will put you in the town of Uvalde. Doing this has you loop around the US Border Patrol checkpoint that is located in Cline. Comprende? Juan: Julio, you are so smart. How do you know all these things? Julio: Well Juan, I used GoogleMap and GoogleEarth. I can see the border check point on US90 right there on the internet. Then I called a pocho friend of mine in Gringolandia who checked the route out for me on his motorcycle. In return I gave him some Cuban cigars I bought at La Casa del Habano in Monterrey. Juan: Es verdad? You are muy loco. Julio: Well only hypothetically speaking. Moral of the story: The law is broken on both sides of the border. Be careful what you do and discuss on the internet 'cuz you never know who is watching.
(This post was edited by Zarcero on Oct 14, 2009, 2:43 PM)
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