
Bubba
Aug 19, 2004, 2:54 PM
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Well, since you put it that way, when do we march on the sonsabitches? Actually, I admire Pete's frugality. I would like for him to be in charge of my investments but not my allowance. I can see it now: B: "Pete, I need $44.50 for a Cheese Whopper and Coke down at the Temple." PJ: "Bubba, you amaze me with your wasteful ways, don't you know that if you go for that Whopper during the Senior Hour between 10:30AM and Noon you can get that same Whopper and Coke for only $19.99? Why, you could have two Whoppers and two Cokes for less than you are paying for one at this time of day." B: "But, Pete, I like to have a couple of shots of Herradura Blanco straight up to whet my appetite before consuming a Cheese Whopper with extra mayo and onions and the bars don't even open until noon. Besides, in Mexico, at least outside of the gates of Vista Del Lago, it's considered bad form to drink tequila before noon." PJ: "Sorry Bubba, you don't fool me. You can knock on the back door at Tom's starting at 6:00AM for your tequila and, as far as community approbation is concerned, have the staff serve your drink in a coffee cup and say stuff like ' Y'all sho make a mighty fine cup o' swill, Tom, how 'bout a refill.' when you need more." Y'all get Bubba's drift.
(This post was edited by Bubba on Aug 19, 2004, 5:56 PM)
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