
kirkswig

Aug 22, 2004, 11:57 PM
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OK, I'd like to amend this. Or maybe just qualify it. It is true that my experience with mosquitoes is much improved since using the scentless soap, however, I had an experience today that has shaken my faith here and I'm not sure what to think now. I went to a restaurant last night that is fairly pricey and has an English menu. I order some cerveza (I can spell that correctly because I have one in my hand, yes, even as I type this) and an appetizer and a main dish. Well, for one reason or the other the waiter decides to give me less than three minutes to finish off the appetizer before delivering on the main dish. Now, I'm seated outdoors, OK? So the flies, I mean, they're amazing... it's like they have their own little CB frequency, and the descend on my table enmasse. I mean, literally, there are like thirty of them, all arriving at almost the same moment, and I'm left to defend a table containing five or six dishes (seven if you include the cerveza) from these vicious little beasts (and they are vicious, man, they will fly into your eyes and try to fly up your nose and in your mouth too.) Needless to say, it was not a fine dining experience. But what I didn't realize until halfway through this culinary nightmare was the eight or nine bites the mosquitoes scored as I was distracted by the flies. All on the same leg too. Damn! Do these guys work in teams or what? I can't figure out why they chose that particular moment to attack! Since using the scentless soap, I have otherwise been unmolested by them. Then all of the sudden... SHAZAM! It's like they knew that this would be the moment to attack that would yield the greatest misery for me. It was an expensive meal that I was treating myself to for recent good news, and despite the money I threw at the restaurant it probably rates as the worst dining experience of my life. (I know this is a digression, but I'm detecting a pattern with the restaurants. It really does seem that the more money I spend on a meal, the less happy I am with it. My best meals have all been under 50 pesos. One day I had breakfast in a place above the local marketplace that I almost didn't have the courage to sit down in because it just, well, seemed unsanitary. It was the greatest breakfast of my life. If I hit the lottery someday then I will make a movie about this breakfast... it was that good. And it cost me less than 20 pesos.) To boldly go where no wig has gone before.
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