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kirkswig


Jun 23, 2004, 9:45 PM

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So I'm strolling down the street in Mazatlán and I'm really loving this city and I'm behind this elderly woman who must've been like a hundred-years-old and I see her hop down this step like there was nothing to it and when it's my turn I have to put on the brakes because this thing is HUGE! It's like three feet from where I was standing to where I would be standing if I was foolish enough to attempt such a feat without a spotter or padding or at least a parachute.

Then I'm taking a shortcut from my apartment to this nearby street and it involves my descending a stairway that must've been designed for the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz. I mean, each step couldn't be more than three inches high and twelve inches deep. I don't have a lot of machismo, but I do like to appear somewhat masculine as I walk, and descending this stairway just makes me feel foolish. I don't know how else to describe it. I can try taking two steps at a time, but that really doesn't help... it is still a fairly awkward experience.

Or I'm at an Internet cafe, and they seat me in front of a nicely equipped computer and I proceed to be as confused by it as I am the computers I have at home and as I spend some time there I fidget about in my chair, changing how I sit in the chair and moving the chair around to accommodate how I'm sitting, when I happen to look at the floor and I see that one of the chair legs is almost about to fall off of this cliff of a -- I don't know what you call it, it was almost like a whole new floor, a distance of about 18 inches... had I moved the chair back another half inch it would have sent me crashing to the lower floor and I probably would've cracked open my skull as that floor was tiled concrete.

I can only assume that the rest of Mexico is like this, and it begs the question: am I terribly out-of-shape, or are Mexican engineers natural-born comedians?

The positive aspect to all of this is that once I saw what I was up against, I became much more attentive to my surroundings. I especially noticed this when I returned home and was able to successfully navigate a sidewalk that leads to my apartment that often causes me to stumble; the thinking is that I'm watching where I'm going now. Surely this is a good thing.

I'm just wondering about the learning curve, that's all. Before visiting Mexico, I heard all kinds of warnings about the water or customs or taxi fares or indigenous life forms like scorpions but nary a word about the challenge of getting from point A to point B, even when the distance involved only amounts to steps, literally.

To boldly go where no wig has gone before.



Esteban

Jun 23, 2004, 10:30 PM

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It is amazing, the concept, that where you place your feet, where you stand or sit is your responsibility. Quite a novel idea compared to the US where the fault lies with someone else who is not attached, in anyway to YOUR life. You should see those tall curbs in Mazatlan when the monsoon rains come. The streets fill to the top and sometimes over the edge. If you had a kayak it might be fun. I've seen streets that look like raging rivers. I once ducked under an old colonial doorway for about an hour, at midnight in the Plazuela Machado waiting for the rains to subside. Ah but no chance that night. I forged the rivers in the 75 F. cool night air to make my way home. God it was beautiful. Soggy and wet when I arrived but safe and sound. It was, for at least three hours, a cool and refreshing shower. The streets were wiped clean and the air had a feel of freshness.

Some gringos say that the Mexican ladies dress like whores but maybe they were looking too hard and fell off one of those high curbs and skinned their knees like a schoolboy on the asphalt jungle of some US city. Oh well, get over it. Have you checked the styles in Los Angeles lately? Have you driven 70 mph on the inner city streets of any metro area in the US alongside massive SUV's while the drivers drift off into cell phone illusions? You are living in a great city. A diamond in the rough yet undiscovered. Talk to me on the Malecon at La Fonda Santa Clara with the ex-governor nearby while we practicar over a 11 peso beer and look out at the horizon over the Pacific.

Hay nada mas mejor amigo!


Marlene


Jun 23, 2004, 11:04 PM

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and I'm behind this elderly woman who must've been like a hundred-years-old and I see her hop down this step like there was nothing to it and when it's my turn I have to put on the brakes because this thing is HUGE!


Great post! We sort of take for granted the not so minor obstacles, after awhile. It takes an observant newcomer to remind us that we are actually more fit now than when we relocated to Mexico! LOL

Nice to see you back on Mexconnect with your original wig intact! I thought you lost it navigating a Mazatlŕn obstacle but I see not so! Sounds like you are doing a great job and just about completed the little secret initiation test that we don't tell newcomers about! Honestly though, you bring up a good point. The streets and sidewalks of various towns in Mexico are not for the feint of heart (or eyesight)!

So glad you are enjoying Mazatlŕn and gee, sorry!, the stairs you describe are an added secret bonus.....like who DID build them anyway? They are great for teaching puppies to climb stairs! My Samantha doggy takes them 6 at a time now.


TomG

Jun 24, 2004, 7:11 AM

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The responses to your post so far are applauding small extremes of Social Darwinism as a thrill and a root type of freedom. Moreover, they imply that most gringos have become have gotten survival flabby on tiny everyday details. This all fits in with my observation that part of gringo living in Mexico is the thrill of being teasingly close to danger and escaping. The danger may be arbitrary administrative practices, constant little encounters with physical danger in daily life, playing roulette with street food and diarrhea, etc., etc. Successfully maneuvered these things really are thrilling to the moderately fit; and they are little constant reminders that your are made of good stuff and still have the zip. It is only when you loose that these things become problems. However, when you loose, you loose alone – because you were the only one who fell, got bit by a street dog, landed in jail innocently, or got skinned for a bribe. That is personal, too; only it is you personally alone on the frying pan. This mechanism permits bad practices to be able to survive so easily.

These things are less threatening to the rich, and to short and long term visitors who carry an outside point of view (and passport) and can escape readily should things deteriorate radically and get problematic. The local poor and lower middle class don’t benefit much from these features of live. My next door neighbor (unemployed business contract writer) didn’t like it at all when the nasty German Shepard on the corner knocked his wife down. Weeks later she was still out of commission with brain damage from her head hitting a rock. She had more appointments with a neurologist, had CAT scans to pay for, no medical answers, hadn’t worked at her chicken vending stall at the local market since, etc. etc. At this point we moved, and I don’t know the rest of the story.

Screwy design results from a marriage between ignorance, poverty and bad economics. It is not the Mexico does not have an army of unemployed architects and designers who could do better; they do. Many good people in Mexico know better, they care, and they want to do better; but they do not get an opportunity. Sometimes they talk about it frankly. My educated, offended neighbor didn't know that in some other countries people are held responsible for letting there dog roam and injure other people. (This particular dog had been a menace to numerous others in the past, and was out in the next days again.)

People should not romanticize danger and corruption. It can lead to chaos and nihilism. Latin America is not that far away from Africa and the Arab Middle East in political possibility.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/24/international/americas/24PERU.html

As Solzhenitsyn points out, when the finger taps you on the shoulder personally, it is a whole different feeling…..lonely and isolated you drop to the other side.

Educated, mature foreigners ought to be a beneficial influence on Mexico, not by living and thinking like colonials; but by demonstrating responsible points of view regarding the things around them. As in any trade, the trade is better when both parties (cultures) benefit. As the USA may benefit and be changed by the infusion of Mexican immigrant culture, Mexico ought to be changed by, and benefit positively from the parts of USA culture brought by Americans who live in Mexico. The hope is the best is augmented by improvements of deficits. Who really thinks that a greater presence of disease in a country positive value because it is an important marker less intrusive government intervention in private lives? Actually, some do think that…..they tend to be well insulated from the problem by money. They don’t believe that that particular finger will every tap them on the shoulder – thus, the condition can be view with true perspective, abstractly, from above, as it should be……”the poor will always be with us.” They are like carp, they provide a social service – cleaning the environment by picking trash and eating garbage. God will reward them. Of course, God will reward the rich and powerful first - for their management skills….Stewardship. Boy, the responsibility! It’s overwhelming! It is no wonder rank has it privileges, otherwise who take the job? Egad!

P.S. Two bits the elderly lady was much younger than you thought, she just looks a hundred years old - 60 bad years can look rough. Engaging these kind of people in personal conversation is the way to learn the truth of the matter. How old is she? Why is she so fit? How many children does she have? Do they help her? Do they send her money from California?


Esteban

Jun 24, 2004, 7:44 AM

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I don't know who you've been talking with but no one I know gets any thrill out of taunting diarrea. To think that there are no protections for the weak, the elderly, the poor or rich shows that you may be living off the grid in no man's land where, like back in the hillbilly country of Arkansas, protruding foreheads and big Lenny's rule the land. In Mazatlan, I happen to know a poor elderly woman who works as a maid. She lives in a very simple place but it is part of a larger compound. She had a neighbor move in with a big dog and that dog would not let her go into her own backyard where she hung her laundry to dry. In the end, she went to PROFECO and filed a complaint. The final outcome was that the owners had to get rid of the dog and pay her rent for three or four months. It was either that or they were going to jail. It's ludicrous to say "when you lose, you lose alone" That's just not the case. Sometimes people are unaware of their own allies and because of this ignorance, they may feel alone. But it's really not the case here at all. I would say that the US is not that far from Africa either. All it takes is one big bang and things could change rapidly.


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