
Bubba
Apr 24, 2004, 10:31 AM
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Re: [Uncle Jack] Booze.....any exceptions?
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UJ: As my wife worked in the wine business and I was a banker to wineries in the California Wine Country, we had a rather extensive cellar of fine Bordeaux and California top vintages on hand when we decided to retire in Mexico. We are talking top vintages of such fantasy wines as Petrus, Dominus and Chateaux d'Yquem. Heady stuff, and unbelievably expensive, which we acquired for nothing as spoils of being in the wine trade. We would like to have kept it all. However, of necessity,we sold most of it but ended up with a case or so of very fine wine which today, three years later, sits in storage in a friend's winery in St. Helena. We would most assuredly have brought that stuff with us if we could. Now, here is what will happen to you if you try to cross the border with even one case of wine unless I am mistaken: You will indicate "nothing to claim" and push the green light, thereby avoiding baggage inspection and successfully smuggling your wine into Mexico. You will indicate "nothing to claim" and push the red light. What happens next is anybody's guess but, with the appropriate bribe, you may convince them to let you keep the wine in your prison cell. You can claim the wine and (a) have it confiscated or (b) pay a levy on the juice. Make sure you have lots and lots of money and then some. Now, we did not move to Mexico for either the food or the wine. My wife is a French citizen so we could have retired there where we could have watched our dollars take a 22% hit against the Euro while freezing our butts off in the Loire Valley. This is one of life's trade offs. However, there is some pretty good vino tinto from Chile called "Rinconada" that is real cheap and now on sale at 3 for 2 at La Paz in San Antonio. I recommend your friends buy three bottles of that stuff, retire to their garden, listen to the songbirds and rainbirds and drink all three bottles with a nice pizza from Lucy's Deli. Bubba The Redneck Sommelier
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