
jckottler
Mar 24, 2011, 5:14 PM
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I can't believe how silly you all are. It is easy to figure out the percentage of snowbirds in the area at any one time. First, bribe the local Walmart manager to find out how many bottles of maple syrup were sold that week. Then, spend ten minutes at the LCs Snack Bar and count how many "eh's" you can hear. Next, multiply that number by the number of local bars that have run out of beer. Finally, rent a small boat by the lake and ask to be rowed to the middle of Lake Chappala. Dive to the bottom of the lake. If a Canadian team has not won the most recent Stanley Cup, count the number of broken hockey sticks, pucks, and goalie masks you find at the bottom of the lake. Stir all the ingredients together, and divide by five. Easy, isn't it? Easy as falling off an igloo.
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