
Bubba
Mar 22, 2006, 6:54 AM
Post #20 of 25
(1325 views)
Shortcut
|
Re: [RexC] Mexican citizenship and the car question
|
Can't Post | Private Reply
|
Ah, yes. The famous green card. (Which, according to some imbecile who works for the INS - who expressed this thought with some indignation - is actually blue). I swear to God this is true. My wife decided against attempting to gain U.S. citizenship after experiencing the nightmare that is the INS regional office in San Francisco. She was flying back to San Francisco from Paris helping a U.S. citizen fill out his entry card because he was Chinese and spoke no English. My wife who worked in the United States for over 30 years, lost her green card when she had the temerity to move to Mexico. She found this out when she flew to Paris through DFW and thought she was going to end up in Gitmo instead with some GI pervert peeing on her when she innocently presented her green card. Well, of course, how can she be granted permanent residency status in the United States when she lives in Mexico. For a while there, we toyed with the idea of moving back to the states and seeking citizenship for her for reasons having to do with the fact that, since she is not only a foreigner but is French to boot and may be subject to certain income tax burdens as a result, such a move might prove efficacious, Since it mattered not where we moved in the U.S. (with the exception of California which would desire to levy income taxes against us), I decided we should move to Natchez and buy myself a white suit, some white bucks and a straw hat and stroll up and down whatever street faces the Mississippi River going, "Mahnin', how y'all doin' today?" to everyone whose path we crossed. Then came 9/11 and what we had previously known as the United States disappeared on us. We'll pay the frigging taxes.
(This post was edited by Bubba on Mar 22, 2006, 7:30 AM)
|