
jennifer rose
Dec 30, 2005, 6:07 PM
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Re: [Bubba] The Oven (going slightly off-topic)
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Hot dish is near and dear to the hearts of Minnesotans, so we must tread lightly upon the topic. It must contain something from the three major food groups -- something brown, pasta or rice, and cream of something soup. And topped off with canned fried onions, tater tots or crushed potato chips. If you've seen the movie Fargo, you'll notice that, regardless of the ingredients, it's simply referred to as hot dish. Every Minnesotan I've ever met, no matter how sophisticated, no matter how far removed from Minnesota, will get that eyes-glazed-over look of fond remembrance if you happen to mention hot dish, and you dare not denigrate it in their presence. To them, it represents all that is holy and sacred, and I'm not making that up. That said, I'm not from Minnesota and have spent no more than a week total, including layovers at MSP, in the state during my entire lifetime. The perversions committed upon rice are unmentionable. Equally bad is the dessert sold at what are referred to as delis in small towns throughout that party of the country. Cherry delight was canned cherry pie filling mixed with CoolWhip. But these delis, which sell not a shred of what might commonly be found at a real deli, also kindly offer to slice bleu cheese. And often offer customers a discount on it, "because it's kinda rotten." You ought not contemplate the kind of tortillas sold at some venues in the U.S., bearing a closer resemblance to shoe soles. Exposure to hot dish, rice masquerading as dessert and odd concoctions such as cherry delight may account for upper Midwesterners' kind and gentle acceptance of military and college dormitory food. Back to the discussion of tortillas. Add them, whether machine or hand-made, to beans, and at least you do have a protein, inexpensively delivered.
(This post was edited by jennifer rose on Dec 30, 2005, 6:09 PM)
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