Hound Dog
Oct 29, 2010, 4:03 PM
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Missing Butler County Native Found Wasting Away in Chiapas
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The long-lost Bubba, AKA Hound Dog (Dawg) was recently spotted in a mountainous valley in Chiapas locally known as the Jovel wandering around muttering to himself that while that place semed salubrious in many of its aspects, true pleasure could only be found in Antigua, Guatemala if only he could find the next chicken bus to deliver his sorry ass to that magical place but none of the chicken buses Dawg had so far found were capacious enough to accomodate his rather large stomach acquired from years of irresponsible living so he was thinking of perhaps heading down to Tuxtla Gutierrez with its plethora of lardasses but then there neither is nor was anything in the least bit romantic about living in that hellhole to brag about so Dawg considered Ecuador but that is rather cold in his favored highlands there and is a potato-like place so how about Natchez, Mississippi or Muncie, Indiana.
Dawg slipped into the requisite doze needed to replace his irritation with the calm of having at least not having ended up in Sacramento or Montgomery.
Perhaps an estate in Belize is the answer.
(This post was edited by Hound Dog on Oct 29, 2010, 4:16 PM)
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