
Hound Dog
Jan 28, 2010, 7:59 AM
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Re: [RickS] Should I go for Long Term Care Health Insurance Coverage?
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Long Term Care (LTC) is an insurance policy which covers (pays) a certain amount of dollars for a certain amount of time (years) towards the cost of a person staying in a 'Nursing Home'. Let´s see. If I´m in my twenties I might need this in about 60 years or so if ever and the nice thing about this is that when it´s time to shovel me into the old-folks basket I won´t even know who the young guys with the white jackets and butterfly nets are or even know where I´m they´re taking me or how much profit that insurance company made off of me for the past 60 years. What sort of person in their 20s actually would entertain the notion of a rip-off like that? Is this a set-up thread? When I was an infant, my father bought me a life insurance policy which, to the best of my recollection, would have paid something like $5,000 upon my death only the problem is, when I reached maturity at 21 way back in 1963, I cashed that sucker in for its cash valiue of a few hundred dollars and bought a few cases of Bacardi Añejo and invited a few female type University of Alabama fellow students over to my place to watch Joe Namath whip up on USC and damn if I remember how that game came out. All I know is that I will be 68 in two weeks and $5,000 won't even buy me a dorm room for one week in the Alabama Home for the Mentally Imbalanced as if I wouid apply for sustenance there in the first place. I´m in Mexico. Just throw me in the lake and fatten up the carp. By the way, I had a childhood friend in Alabama who had no idea what to do with himself being somewhat lackadaisical if you get my drift so he and some friends started a bunch of old folks homes all over the southeast in the 1970s and he became so rich he retired before he was 50. Sumbitch came to visit me in the 1990s in California while attending some sort of tax-dodge convention in San Francisco and told me he was so rich he and his partner owned 147 trucks. Then he had me take him by a Napa Valley wine store to buy a case of white zinfandel all the while disclaiming to the store clerk that he was buying it for himself.
(This post was edited by Hound Dog on Jan 28, 2010, 8:14 AM)
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