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Hound Dog

Apr 26, 2009, 3:13 PM

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OK, so this is not about Southern Mexico so much but then, on the other hand it is about that place and this place on Lake Chapala where I spend what summers I have left.

San Cristóbal de Las Casas is about concrete and bricks and adobe and contiguous housing and urban drama and pavement and wonderful and ancient mansions and tidy but modest Spanish colonial choc-a-bloc houses and graffiti and the desire among locals to be historically significant up there in the hills where the Spanish settled and stole the Jovel Valley from the indigenous folks after the Chiapanecos kicked their butts down in the Sumidero Canyon in what today is known as the Chiapas Depression but Ajijic, on the other hand is about trees and lakeside feelings and smells and warm lake breezes and space and village charm and, perhaps, most of all, rural beauty and rustic ambience and dirt trails leading off into seemingly mysterious wooded coves and strewn with beer bottles and used rubbers and all the detritus that we normally foist off on ejidos who exact a price to take in our rubbish and for years here I walked my monstrous dogs along a beach exposed through drought and public policy which was walkable all the way from La Floresta to San Juan Cósala which is a distance of maybe up to ten kilometers and during those year and later on when the lake inundated much of that path we walked our magnificent 150 pound plus mastiffs along those secluded paths and, by God, we never saw anyone much except truck farmers and poverty stricken dairymen and cattleherders and drunks and fishermen and I swear to God you could count on the fingers of one hand the number of expat whiteboy retirees you ever spotted on this marvelous trail which, by the way, was open to any and all who desired to walk there and I loved that and here is what happened:

The lake refilled itself and the sumbitches in charge of the Ajijic delegation of the Chapala municipality with memrories that must stretch all the way back to the founding of Burger King decided that the old and rustic pathway from West Ajijic to the Ajijic municipal pier was a miserable redneck rural byway and so they decided that, if Yokeltepec and Crapola could have "malecons" then so should Ajijic and so they built this obnoxious concrete "malecon" where there used to be a beautiful park with primitive pathways which were a marvel to enjoy in solitude and here is what else has happened:

All those damnable hillside "Gringos" who used to populate the bike path have taken over the "malecon" and turned it into the LCS coffee klatch thay wish all of Mexico was and just as I suspected, when I walk from my home near Calle Rio Zula in West Ajijic to the once charming and now stylized Ajijic pier, I never see even one "Gringo" but many Mexicans until I reach that sterilized concrete "Gringo" zone and then there they are in profusion walking their mutts and yapping incessantly about their day before and how ole Billy Bob is doing and from now on I am walking west to Canancita on the dirt path that is Ocampo after Rio Zula because I cannot take the destruction of my rustic village they are turning into Peoria South.

As one of the first French pilots who flew into the new DFW Airport remarked in the 1960s, "Concrete must be cheap in these parts."


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bournemouth

Apr 26, 2009, 7:28 PM

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Maybe you need to talk to the Presidente Municipal and give him your ideas on what the malecon should look like - it was the Municipality's idea to build it.


Hound Dog

Apr 27, 2009, 12:44 PM

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Brilliant deductive reasoning Ms Holmes. So you think it was the president of the municipality who came upon and approved the idea of the over-the-top malecon to replace the formerly charming and underutilized leafy footpaths in central Ajijic. I am wondering who else might have approved this project. Perhaps the president also decreed that "Gringos" could walk no farther than the edge of the new strolling and heroically overdone barricade but it was OK for Mexicans to venture out upon dirt lanes unsuitable for "gringos".

The new malecon must, of course, be poperly landscaped and made less obtrusive but to what end since what we had before was a treasure of nature versus a monument to the current administration´s ego. When that lake recedes a mile out as it always has done in inevitable cycles, will these hill pople still walk the then depressing dry malecon or will they retreat to their community clubhouses to await the next rainy cycle? I thnk I know the answer to that question based on past experience.


sioux4noff

Apr 28, 2009, 11:07 AM

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Bubba, you must be practicing to be a Mexican newspaper writer. One sentance, 531 words! You should be proud.


Hound Dog

Apr 28, 2009, 12:30 PM

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Bubba, you must be practicing to be a Mexican newspaper writer. One sentance, 531 words! You should be proud.

I will not sleep until I bat 1,000.


tonyburton


Apr 28, 2009, 1:00 PM

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That's fine, but please don't post it on the forums and make any us feel we have to read it!
At the other end of the spectrum, a UK newspaper years ago held several 50-word-story competitions - and each story had to have a beginning, middle and end... I've made a separate post, with example, in the General Forum.


Hound Dog

Apr 28, 2009, 2:02 PM

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There was this long-winded retired fellow in Mexico fond of chaining together words in seemingly endless succession without punctuation marks so pleasing to the late pianist and comedian Victor Borga but was urged to limit himself to 50 words per post with desirable constructions and so that he did easily.

Narrative:
(There you have it. Exactly 50 words for a tale with a beginning, a middle and an ending. Hyphenated words count as one.)


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arbon

Apr 28, 2009, 2:45 PM

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There was this long-winded retired fellow in Mexico fond of chaining together words in seemingly endless succession without punctuation marks so pleasing to the late pianist and comedian Victor Borga but was urged to limit himself to 50 words per post with desirable constructions and so that he did easily.

Narrative:
(There you have it. Exactly 50 words for a tale with a beginning, a middle and an ending. Hyphenated words count as one.)

Victor Borge
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Hound Dog

Apr 28, 2009, 3:06 PM

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OK, OK, Arbon! Borge not Borga!

You Canadians have always resented the fact that we got the warm part.

Borge was one of the greatest comedians of all time.


Ponkito

Apr 29, 2009, 10:16 PM

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Bubba, you must be practicing to be a Mexican newspaper writer.


No, because those 531 words didn't include 30 names of officials.


Hound Dog

Apr 30, 2009, 3:53 PM

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Bubba, you must be practicing to be a Mexican newspaper writer.





No, because those 531 words didn't include 30 names of officials.

Nor, for that matter, any detailed descriptions of vehicles and the license plate numbers of perpetrators and their victims nor the two paragraph titles of functionaries pontificating endlessly and mindlessly about nothing of importance in a sort of public mastubatory dance nor pictures of corpses in their death throes with guts spread upon pavement from having been mashed to pieces by huge semis or joy riding teenagers or drunk commuters speeding down congested urban corridors at breakneck paces while their soon-to-be victims crossed those high speed urban thoroughfares designated libramientos or central boulevards in countless urban zones from Tapachula to Tijuana underneath impractical pedestrian overpasses built by thoughtless functionaries with more money to spend than thought processes to execute and the inevitable narrative that the offending driver was seen fleeing the scene never to be seen again but soon to once again be driving that public bus or purified water truck at reckless speeds with the assurance they would never be prosecuted for malfeasance behind the wheel and photographs of charred and twisted bodies of victims of dreadful automobile accidents nor wide eyed German tourist drowning victims floating upon clear azur streams mouths and eyes agape and guts bloated nor endless editorial comments regarding esoteric political and/or social issues that not one single soul except the author has ever read beyond the first three sentences nor endless photographs of Sub-Comandante Marcos exiting San Cristóbal restaurants with his intact
and worshipful entourage and speaking publicly of embracing the eternal connection beloved of the EZLN between political activism and sexual liberation and endless adds sponsored by public agencies encouraging denunciations of mostly men engaging in spousal and child abuse incessantly and at will and indulging in alcoholic beverages to great excess who will then almost certainly beat the denunciator within an inch of her life while the caring functionaries have moved on to Subject B but all of a sudden I realized that I am speaking of the same self-congratulatory editorial writers for The Birmingham News circa 1960 endlessly pontificating upon the destructive nature of Martin Luther King´s Children´s Crusade in Kelly Ingram Park which crusade changed the worls and paved the way for Barrack Obama who is a blessing for us all and I wonder what has actually changed in 40 years except the venue.

The Dawg has learned in these decades much of which was spent ether living in a zone of social ferment or traveling about the third world that there is a direct correlation between poverty and corruption in the economic and political realms and illiteracy as a factor in the social composite and the intellectual obfuscation apparent in public media. There were no better writers than those engaged by The Birmingham News and the Montgomery Advertiser or the papers I used to read in Nairobi and Addis Ababa and Guatemala City. They mostly wrote self-serving drivel.

But, on the other hand, doesn´t everyone?


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